Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Breaking the rules of "Wordless Wednesday" to beg for your forgiveness of the previous post. To say that I feel like I was taken advantage of is an understatement. The scene was pathetic really. Me curled up on the couch praying to the god of ibuprofen to take the cramps away, Matt watching, "The Bachelor, After the Final Rose" (laugh away, I do.) and I moan, "I just really want to go to bed but I need to post something."
Matt looks at me like a white knight, "Honey, you rest, I'll post something for you."
I smile, wondering how I hit the husband lottery. I go to bed and dream of the poem or limerick that he is composing describing my beauty. I was horrified for all my blogging friends who lovingly took time to log on to my humble blog, anticipating the ooey gooey goodness of my mothering only to find guns, death, destruction and horrid violence. Really I shouldn't have been so surprised because this is what I look at on our bathroom floor everyday.

9 comments:

LizzyG said...

Hilarious!

Matt's post was great, it made me realize I should have let Jon do the dirty toilet post (kidding). But it gave Jon a good laugh when I called him from work and told him to check out Becca's blog today.

Thanks Matt!

Kim said...

What is really funny is that everyone knew that it was Matt and not you posting. :-)

Mrs. Ranch said...

Yeah, but which magazine is Matt's and which one is yours?

Mrs. Ranch said...

I am a little concerned for Matt, this is Jason. I am totally mortified by what I have just read, The Bachelor?, I can't wait to tell your Dad, I am going to record the next episode, and let him see what you have really become. Anyway, I am in the middle of "Kitchen Nightmare" and Chef Ramsey is really going to give these guys a piece of his mind, this is a real guys show, see you later.

Melissa said...

The second I started reading yesterday's post, I thought 'This sounds just like Mike. I'll bet this is totally Matt...' and sure enough! I laughed out loud! And the picture of the magazines is priceless - looks pretty much like our bathroom too. Cosmo and Cabela's. Glamour and Galls.

Jennyth said...

Couple of thoughts here...

1. If you are laying in pain, it is okay to walk away from your blog committment for one night. No blog legalism allowed, Becca. Although quite humorous and enjoyable to read Matt's prose, we all will understand if you have to skip a blog or two in November. Gosh, I post like every other week.

2. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SEASON'S BACHELOR??? I used to watch faithfully, and a couple of season's ago I lost interest. But, for what ever reason I started watching again this time. HE DIDN'T PICK EITHER GIRL. What the heck, that's allowed? Whatever.

3. Men and their guns...enough said.

Happy Turkey Day!

Tiffany said...

Leave it to a husband. He thinks he's pretty funny too, doesn't he? I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall when you logged on to read your post from Matt!

Alida said...

No need to apologize. After 20 days of Nablopomo and reading about kids and poop and quilting, goodness, the quilting, I found Matt's post exhilarating! A shot of testosterone, that's what a Nablopomo month needs!

Sharon said...

Thanks for describing the scene. That is just hilarious. Love you guys!!