Monday, October 27, 2014

A Bit of a Stretch

I have great news for my fellow vitamin-B deficient friends. I just splurged on some caramel sauce to drizzle on my hot cider and BLAM-O! My world changed. Check out the label! Look closely. Off to the left. See it? "Excellent Source of B Vitamins" EXCELLENT.
I really want to meet the adverting agency who came up with this brain child. But they are too busy trying to please their other clients with award-winning, mom-pleasing slogans to sell products with. So, picking up on their style, I thought I'd offer my assistance. (Free of charge of course with the hope of a lifetime supply of caramel sauce and ending my famine of vitamin B .)

If King dot Com needs your help for promoting it's Candy Crush game, Pitch them this, "Candy Crush: a PRODUCTIVE way to spend your day".

If author Stephen King begs you for a tag line for his latest thriller, try "A PEACEFUL bedtime story for your child."

And finally, if Coke is looking for your expertise, "Lifting this can is a BENIFICIAL arm exercise"

Cheers to ending vitamin B deficiency forever.

Friday, September 19, 2014

Hey Blog Land! I just wanted to see if I still remembered how to do this? Look at me blogging after two years. I still remember how to type with my hands and not just my thumbs. Been thinking about rolling up my sleeve and getting back into this storytelling of my one life I get.

Lets start with just an updated picture of my family:
Seriously, could we look more like tourist? This is from this summer as we visited Yellowstone. 

They are all in school ALL OF THEM. I've arrived. And I am tapping the breaks of this run-a-way parenting train I'm on. For complaining about every single meal I have ever made them, eating the two bit minium …. they sure do grow up fast. 

Tobin is now 11 and in the 5th grade
Phoebe and Jabe are 8 and in the 2nd grade. 
Now …. Let get back to the storytelling!!!