Kung Foo Fool

It's really hard for me to not laugh all day. Tell your favorite part of this . . . this . . . ear piercing, arm swinging, interpretive dancing duo.

Compound Themes

Big milestone happened this weekend . . . . Jabes and Phoebs turned five! Phoebe especially has been waiting for this one. So much so that she created an imaginary friend named Joni a few years back who was (and always will be) five. Who is all things girly and feminine and opposite of her rough, stinky brothers. When Tobin was five and she was two she started to notice all the extras Tobin was able to do and we would use his age as the reason. Often saying, "when you're five you can ride with Dad in his truck, when you are five maybe we can go to Disneyland, when you're five maybe you can stay up till 8pm. When you're five maybe you can run with scissors." Stuff like that. So now she's five and she's expecting BIG things.

I was cuddling with my new five year old on the couch yesterday and asked her if she was warm enough. She said she was, "Cozier than hot cocoa" and I about died of cuteness.

When asked what kind of birthday party Phoebe wanted, I was not surprised to hear Tea Party. Not going to lie the girl need to come up with new material.

Jabe was clear that he wanted a dinosaur party and there lies our everyday dilemma. How to compromise. We made a compound theme of the two ideas and our Tea-Rex party was born.

Apparently this wasn't an original idea cause I found this funky logo off the internet. Thanks for the free stuff internets!

I don't mean to brag or make anyone feel bad, but get ready to feel very sorry for yourself . . . My mother-in-law makes the most amazingly, creative and tasty birthday cakes for my kids. Here is the dinosaur creation she came up with.

Jealous yet? If not let me just also say that MY mom came over two hours before the party and cleaned my bathrooms. My bathrooms people! I have two boys that like to play "light saber" while peeing. And not with plastic toys . . . think about it.

Now you might just want to step away and get composed be for you check out Phoebe's cake.

Rolled fondant for the tablecloth and a real mini-tea set on top. To.Die.For!

Tea-Rex obstacle course!

Step one: Gather up all the kids to give them instructions. Pretend they are all listening and pretend you are an easy going mom that doesn't mind they are completely ignoring you and your dumb instructions.
Step Two: Divide them up boys against girls. Listen to the boys high-five themselves, burp, cheer with a few tiger pumps.
Step three: Dino Bone excavation: Find two (dog) bones before moving to next station.

Step Four: Use your tea cup to scoop up dino goo and without spilling pour into jar . . .

Step Five: Eat one dino egg as fast as you can! ( these are super easy: White straws, marshmallows dipped in water and then sprinkles)
And a party in NO fun without friends!















And lastly, a picture of their first day. Before they fought over who has the most apple sauce and Jabe didn't care that his exhausted mother dressed him in pink flower pajamas in the middle of the night.

Who Knew?

Apparently, Jabe and Phoebe are Beaver fans.

Oregonians are all in a twitter about tonight's civil war game. Ducks vs. Beavers. I care more about whether my socks match my shirt (very, very little caring) than I do about this game. Consider me a platypus tonight.

How Do They Do That?

I'm not finished with my story I'm writing about how Matt tried to trick and deceive me when we were 17 and I need to post something tonight so I went flipping through old photos for something half way interesting to blog about tonight. And I found myself staring at this photo of Phoebe just a few weeks old.

It's amazing how bendy infants are. Maybe mine had to be extra bendy to fit two inside my tiny apartment. Did you know they were womb mates?

Here she is flashing some gang signs.

Warning: I'm not a parenting expert but I don't recommend having your newborns hat covering her access to air. So grab your cameras quick so she can breath again.